Shabazz Pizazz

The Magnificent Professor Shabazz Pizazz Infinitude X. AKA Cool Co, Commander Of The Legion Of Honor And Great-Great Grandson Of Old Man Winter. AKA Count Cornelius, Master Of Ancient Mathematics. AKA Noble Tutor, The Shenanigan Redeemer. AKA Solar Nucleus, The Brilliant One. AKA Meteor Man, The Asteroid Juggler. AKA Inspector Slew-Foot Slim Wallaby. AKA Chef Magma, The Pressure Cooker. AKA Secret Agent Corn Bread & Collard Greens. AKA Shaka Zulu Shakespeare. AKA DJ MellowTonin'. AKA Toupee Jose, The Wig Splitter. AKA Five Finger Einstein, The Inventor Of The Phantom Smack. AKA Great King Midas II, The Womb Masseur. AKA Razzle Dazzle, The Beautiful Black Magic Man. AKA The First Choice Of First Class Ladies Of Sophisticated Excellence. AKA El Cristo Negro. AKA Good God Almighty! AKA Him Smart.
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  • Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

    (Source: kanyeuniversecity)

    raresenses:

    dynastylnoire:

    nerdbause:

    deznaomi:

    bulletproofwithoutthevest:

    imsoshive:

    nzurianne:

    kidxforever:

    Katt Williams: Dave Chappelle Is Funnier Than Me

    Yooooooo this shit gets deep

    Damn damn damn …

    damn …

    real REAL deep

    Oh.My.God. This is really scary when you think about it, and the more I think about it, the more I’m getting pissed off.  You guys need to see this

    Damnnnnnnn……. 😱

    don’t sleep him. he was preaching

    "you can be the fake king or you can be the real king… but heavy is the head…"

    mosaicrecords:

    John Coltrane Talks About Malcolm X and Music of the Times

    Dave Liebman posted this audio interview with John Coltrane on Facbook. About the interview, he writes, “Maybe the best interview of Trane from 1966. Sounds like it was done at his home in Long Island by Frank Kofsky. His humility is astounding and some great thoughts concerning recordings. - Lieb” Thanks, Dave.

    (via afrodelic)

    dayfloat:

    your diet isn’t only what you eat - it’s what you watch, it’s what you read, it’s what you listen to so you need to be mindful of what you ingest. watch what you take in and watch what you talk about. mind your diet, change your diet and watch how it affects your artistry. 

    (via ebonyeyes1984)

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