Fancasting Sunna Gottshalk as my historical Tiana because GOOD GOD DAMN.
Thee Magnificent Professor Shabazz Pizazz Infinitude X. AKA Cool Co, Commander Of Thee Legion Of Honor And Great-Great Grandson Of Old Man Winter. AKA Count Cornelius, Master Of Ancient Mathematics. AKA Noble Tutor, Thee Shenanigan Redeemer. AKA Solar Nucleus, Thee Brilliant One. AKA Meteor Man, Thee Asteroid Juggler. AKA Inspector Slew-Foot Slim Wallaby. AKA Chef Magma, Thee Pressure Cooker. AKA Secret Agent Corn Bread & Collard Greens. AKA Oodles O’ Noodles Primavera. AKA Red Velvet Birthday Cake With Cranberry Gelato. AKA Shaka Zulu Shakespeare. AKA DJ MellowTonin'. AKA Toupee Jose, Thee Wig Splitter. AKA Five Finger Einstein, Thee Inventor Of Thee Phantom Smack. AKA Thee Mali To Mecca Maecenas Man$a Mu$a Montezuma. AKA Great King Midas II, Thee Womb Masseur. AKA Razzle Dazzle, Thee Beautiful Black Magic Man. AKA Thee First Choice Of First Class Ladies Of Sophisticated Excellence. AKA El Cristo Negro. AKA Good God Almighty! AKA Him Smart.